## Chutes and Ladders Infinite Loop

I play Chutes and Ladders with my kids sometimes. It isn’t a game of skill. Many months ago I was involved in a game that went on and on and on. As soon as someone would get close to the end he or she would land on a chute and be shunted nearly back to start.

I was left wondering just how long a game would last. So this week my son and I implemented a simulator in Python to calculate how long any one person’s game would last. Each person’s play is independent in Chutes and Ladders, the characters do not interact. Therefore, simulating an entire game is almost as easy as simulating a single player’s experience.

First, the board is 100 cells long and the spinner gives you a value between 1 and 6, just like rolling a die. A fair die will have an average roll of 3.5, so on average it would take about 100/3.5 = 28.6 turns to finish a game if there were no chutes or ladders. The histogram of game length without chutes and ladders is below. The longest plausible game is about 35 turns in this scenario and the average is 28.6 turns, estimated from 10,000 random trials.

The addition of chutes and ladders stretches the histogram radically. Instead of the longest single-person game being about 35 turns, it is now over 200 turns. Fortunately, a 200-turn game is not very likely. Surprisingly the average is not a hundred million years. At 30.8 turns the average game with chutes and ladders is only a little longer than the average game without.

Pretty cool.


import random
import pylab as plt
import numpy as np
d = {}
for i in range(1, 101):
d[i] = i

cl = {1: 38,
4: 14,
9: 31,
16: 6,
21: 42,
28: 84,
36: 44,
48: 26,
49: 11,
51: 67,
56: 53,
62: 19,
64: 60,
71: 91,
80: 100,
87: 24,
93: 73,
95: 75,
98: 78}
d.update(cl)
numturnsa = []
for t in range(10000):
numturns = 0
pos = 0

while True:
numturns += 1
pos += random.randint(1,7)
if pos &amp;gt; 100:
break
# To &quot;play&quot; without chutes and ladders, comment out the next line.
pos = d[pos]
numturnsa.append(numturns)

plt.figure(figsize=(5,3))
plt.hist(numturnsa, 60)
plt.xlabel(&quot;Number of turns&quot;)
plt.ylabel(&quot;Count&quot;)
plt.savefig(&quot;chuteshist_nochutes.png&quot;, dpi=200)
numturnsa = np.array(numturnsa, dtype=&quot;f&quot;)
print &quot;The average number of turns is&quot;,np.mean(numturnsa)


## Dogs on the Roof

Oh, the things you’ll see.

After dinner yesterday I was looking out the kitchen window, and lo, there were dogs on the roof of the house across the street. Two medium sized, confident, bold, and clearly well-loved dogs. The story evolved a little, but I’ll never tell it better than the pictures.

## Broken Clamp

Sometimes things happen. Fortunately, there were no injuries. I was using this lump of crud to clamp some wood pieces while the glue cured. Or rather, I was trying to do so. The tension I had on the clamp was modest; certainly didn’t have bear down on the screw. Oh well, cheap tools. This is a 4 inch C-clamp. Note that the pivot separated too.

There isn’t any sign of currosion or other pre-existing fracture. The crystaline structure in the metal is quite variable, which implies the casting temperature wa poorly managed.